Boob-Quake? You would think these holier than thou people would learn their lesson.
Enter Vasily Boiko, a Russian tycoon who blames Russia's extreme weather this summer on what he called a lack of ample religious faith. In case you're not aware, Russia is having an extreme heat wave that is causing hundreds of deaths per day. More that a 1/3 of the Russian wheat crop has been destroyed. Can anyone say Al Gore.
Boiko had decided to be pro-active. He has informed all of his employees who are living together to get married by October 14, or get fired. All workers who have had an abortion will be fired immediately. Hopefully this will bring rain and cool weather to Mother Russia.
Of course, Boiko is no saint himself, having done jail time recently for fraud allegations. I am sure God is still proud of his efforts. Where's that Boob-Quake founder when we need her. I think another science project is in order.