Monday, August 30, 2010
Now everyone has seen one of those handicapped signs where it boasts about a $250 fine for violators. But does anyone know someone who has received the fine. Probably not. I am sure the whole process of fining someone is more pain in the ass than it's worth. But, I have a solution. Hold on to your seat, this might shock you.
When I am King, I'll do away with the fine. Instead I'm going to have a police officer just shoot out a tire. Now I know this sounds a little radical, but consider the effectiveness. A person comes back and finds he has a flat tire. Now he has to change the tire - if he has a spare. He might have to call a repair service to come and change it for him. If he uses his spare, he will need to purchase a new tire. Do you see where this is going? You have instant punishment, loss of money and a shit load of aggravation. And best of all, the police don't have to waste their time. I'll have the police keep a data base of offenders. Therefore, if it's a person's second offense the policeman will shoot out two tires. I think you get the idea. After awhile, I am sure their will be plenty of handicapped spots for people who need them. Too late for my dad, but maybe just in time for yours.