I don't know about you, but I really hate automated phone service. I am tired of having an automated voice say - "If you want English, please press 1, all other languages press 2. If you would like to hear a list of products you could care less about, press 1. If you are calling to sign up for shitty service, press 2. If you would like like to sign up for our ultimate shitty service, press 3. If you would simply like to tell the automated voice to go fuck himself, please hang up and try again when you have calmed down." If you do finally make a selection, you get put on hold and every now and then, an automated voice comes back to tell you he's sorry for the delay, but your call is very important, so please stay on the line for the next two hours. If it's that damn important, answer the fucking phone.
When I am King, I am going to find out who invented this technology and have him or her beheaded.