Tuesday, September 6, 2011
When I am King, I am going to make some procedural changes. First we are going to have one national primary that will be held over the 4th of July weekend. Talk about a patriotic duty. Prior to the primary, all campaign ads on TV will be limited to the midnight to 6:00 am time slot. Second, after the primary election, each presidential candidate will be limited to two hours of campaigning on TV per day. Each candidate can decide which shows he or she wants preempted - talk about pressure decisions. If you take off "The Good Wife" or "CSI", I am definitely voting for the other guy. The election will span the whole first week of November and anyone who votes gets $100 off any taxes they owe. That should get the turnout over 50% for a change.
Now I know some of you are thinking this won't be enough time to get the message out. Bull shit. I'll help you both out right now. Republicans, your message is "We Hate Obama". President Obama, your message is "They Really Fucking Hate Me!"
Now that I've helped save you all this time, how about you both get your asses moving on fixing this shitty economy.