Saturday, October 30, 2010
Best Job Ever
Want proof? Check out the front roll of tonight's (Saturday) World Series game. Who do you find -- you guested it, George W. Bush. Now most of the people in the front row probably paid several thousand dollars for their tickets -- want to guest what Bush paid for his. Nothing. When you're an ex-president you can score the best tickets for any event - World Series, Super Bowl, Final 4, Broadway Plays, you name it, and I guarantee you some one will comp you. Want to travel somewhere, no problem. Corporations will send you their private jet. You have the chance to live out your dreams for free.
To make things even better, they give you a small pension -- currently $191,300 and throw in $20,000 for your wife. You also get a generous expense account. Example, President Clinton's phone bill for 2008 was $79,000. When I am King, I am hoping my subjects will push through a plan for me. Nothing big, just a chance to play golf at Augusta National. I'll be happy.