Men Have Ugly Feet

Don't ask me why, but most men have ugly feet. Maybe it's due to excessive running, jumping, etc. But the fact remains, most are not very attractive. Now I know there's nothing a guy can do about it.  Please don't start putting on nail polish. But you can do one thing, stop wearing sandals. 

You're at the beach - OK.  But, do you have to go out in public and show those mutilated metatarsals off?  When I am King, restaurants will post signs for men saying "No Shoe, No Sandals, No Shirts, No Service.