I just finished watching Tiger Woods play the third round of the PGA Tournament. He's just not on his game. In fact, he really looks like every other mediocre journeyman. I always wished I could play like Tiger. I am afraid my dream might be coming true. Only problem is Tiger is getting worse, instead of me getting better.
I think Tiger can get back on track if he follows my easy two step plan. First step, get laid -- a lot. Face it, your marriage is over. You need some stress release. Sex seemed to work in the past. Second, start playing a lot more golf. Tiger should play every week through the rest of the year. His game has too much rust. I suggest he plays every tournament for the rest of the season. After the season ends, go play the Asian Tour. But play, play, and play some more.
Follow my plan Tiger. I guarantee you'll start winning again and you'll have a smile on your face.
Have they started testing for steroids in the PGA? That seems to be why averages have dropped in baseball.
ReplyDeleteYes they have - but I am not sure of the details.
ReplyDeleteHave they started testing for steroids in the PGA? That seems to be why averages have dropped in baseball.
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