Tuesday, February 22, 2011

War Criminals

In 1945 an International Military Tribunal known as the Nuremberg Trials, found numerous people guilty of War Crimes.  Two of the charges were 1) Planning, initiating and waging wars of aggression and other crimes against peace and 2)  Crimes against humanity. Wars of aggression were defined as a war of conquest waged against another country without the justification of self-defense.  Martin Bormann, Herman Goring, and Rudolf Hess were all appropriately found guilty.

My question is, when will the trial start for George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld?  When I am King, I'll get the process rolling.


  1. Isn't there an international court in Spain that's already working on those guys? I seem to recall hearing something about none of them ever being able to leave the country again because anybody else would ship them over to face charges. Though it seems to me that we should send them as a gesture of international good faith and cooperation.

  2. A crack Canadian commando team is being prepped as we speak. Operation Donut Hole will commence in under a week!